From Brian, Nolan, & Gretchen β your three biggest fans.
(Yes, a game. Just go with it. π)
I made you a little quiz. 6 questions.
Some are about us. Some are about the kids. Some are designed purely to make you laugh.
Get to the end and there's a very fancy 1996-style surprise waiting for you. π
No pressure. There's no losing. (Unless you guess wrong on #3. Then I'll be hurt.)
You absolutely crushed it.
And now... your prize awaits.
β οΈ Warning: incoming 1999 internet β οΈ
You have been PERSONALLY SELECTED to receive:
For all the RUNNING you do for us,
and all the time you spend ON YOUR FEET for us...
GO buy a great pair of shoes.
You deserve it. π
β Brian, Nolan, & Gretchen
Awarded this day, Mother's Day 2026
* Offer valid only for the world's #1 Mom. Not redeemable for cash. Hugs included free of charge.